this looks like uncle Reggie needed to dress up last minute for the kids at the christmas party. not a Santa. the detailed fluff on the hat is nice. 4/10
the gradient on the beard doesn’t work and it looks like it’s made of plastic. the vacant eyes are haunting. 2/10
he has a cute little smile. the black border doesn’t look too bad on this one. his hat looks strange. 5/10
this Santa’s here for a good time! the rosy cheeks are a nice touch and he looks very friendly. he stole his mustache from the Pringles guy. 8/10
Apple Santa’s son, but he looks less prepared for the christmas party. 3.5/10
horrible. his beard is grey. his stare is empty. this Santa knows nothing but fear. 0/10
I WOULD TRUST THIS SANTA WITH MY LIFE!!! his beard looks so fluffy and he has such a warm smile!! i bet he puts every child on the nice list so he can show them there’s good on the earth and wants to give them a second chance! 1000/10
he looks like he belongs in Caillou. not good but not horrible. 4/10
fuck this Santa. this Santa broke into my house through the front door, smashed my decorations and took a shit in my stocking. he looks like the Apple moon and i fucking hate that. -1000/10
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this Santa is so soft!!! i’m sure he’s friends with Facebook Santa. his beard looks like it’s made of clouds and magic. he just wants all children to be happy. 10/10
“Here is the tragedy: when you are the victim of depression, not only do you feel utterly helpless and abandoned by the world, you also know that very few people can understand, or even begin to believe, that life can be this painful.”
